Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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