I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I did not marry a roomba.
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