my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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