she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My pussy is not your playground.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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