I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I should be sponsored by Trojan
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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