I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Jerry, you need to find god
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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