i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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