bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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