Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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