I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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