but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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