I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Randomize
