Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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