the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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