we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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