why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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