i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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