im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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