Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
should my penis look like a turkey
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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