everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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