i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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