alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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