Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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