just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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