Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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