Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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