Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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