doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im having a threesome with these popsicles
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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