I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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