This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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