Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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