PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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