y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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