so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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