Whoa Z and x make the same sound
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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