There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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