Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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