I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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