If that was your dad, he is hot
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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