Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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