Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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