You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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