Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I've blown a few things in my day
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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