Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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