Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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