with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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