Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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