No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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