I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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