dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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