dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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