Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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