I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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