i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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