The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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